Pop Wheelies Not Pills - Unisex T-Shirt

Pop Wheelies Not Pills - Unisex T-Shirt

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Estimated Delivery: November 10th - November 13th

T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.

Santa ditched the sleigh to pop wheelies on a mountain bike like a D.A.R.E. poster that finally snapped and went full send. Turns out the war on drugs peaked with a guy in red gear doing stunts nobody asked for.

The Details:

Santa Claus popping a wheelie on a mountain bike, a vintage Christmas illustration riffing on 1980s anti-drug slogans.

Fit & Fabric:

  • Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
  • Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
  • Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.