Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Unisex Tank Top
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Stay cool in our 4.2oz unisex tank top. Made of unicorn soft 100% airlume ring-spun & combed cotton.
Drinking warm rubber-flavored water from a garden hose baking on asphalt since June was an entire generation's hydration plan. Somehow we all turned out fine, or at least functional enough to make jokes about it instead of calling a therapist.
The Details:
Bold black lowercase retro rounded text reads "raised on hose water and neglect" in a stacked centered layout. Below, a green hand-drawn illustration depicts the end of a garden hose spraying water in an uneven splatter pattern.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim.
- Material: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton for a soft, comfortable wear.
- Fit: True to size with a relaxed fit.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
