Real Genius - Jerry's House of Popcorn - Unisex T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.
Jerry Hathaway turning his laser-popped house into an artisan popcorn brand is exactly the kind of pivot only a man who weaponizes academic funding would attempt. Kernel thermodynamics are explained free of charge. Inspired by Real Genius.
The Details:
Brown and gold oval badge with large cream block text reading "JERRY'S" above a golden ribbon reading "ORIGINAL LASER FIRED." A house with a reddish-brown roof sits center, surrounded by popped popcorn pieces with a diagonal purple laser beam striking from above. A second golden ribbon reads "HOUSE OF POPCORN" above a small white portrait flanked by "SINCE" and "1985."
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
- Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
