Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Long Sleeve T-Shirt

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Estimated Delivery: November 28th - December 1st

Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.

Paradise poolside graphics selling you existential dread in the same font as a Margaritaville souvenir shop is the most honest tourism has ever been. Every timeshare pitch is basically saying the same thing, they just lack the courage to use an exclamation point.

The Details:

A retro tropical souvenir design for Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday, pairing a vintage resort poolside scene of palm trees, lounge chairs and a cabana with dark vacation humor.

Fit & Fabric:

  • Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability.
  • Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend).
  • Fit: Classic fit. Roomy and comfortable.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.

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