Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex Hoodie
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex fleece hoodies are a premium 8oz heavyweight cotton/poly fleece with a lined hood and a front pouch pocket. They are beyond comfortable.
Paradise poolside graphics selling you existential dread in the same font as a Margaritaville souvenir shop is the most honest tourism has ever been. Every timeshare pitch is basically saying the same thing, they just lack the courage to use an exclamation point.
The Details:
A retro tropical souvenir design for Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday, pairing a vintage resort poolside scene of palm trees, lounge chairs and a cabana with dark vacation humor.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic pullover hoodie. Lined hood with color-matched drawcord and front pouch pocket.
- Material: 8 oz heavyweight cotton/poly fleece. Blend varies by color.
- Fit: Classic unisex fit, true to size. Ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex hold their shape.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
