Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Women's T-Shirt

Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Women's T-Shirt

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NOTE: Deluxe women's tees now hug a little closer with a true contoured women's shape. Luxury tees still have a women's cut, just with a more roomy, relaxed fit. Sizing has changed, so check the size chart before adding to cart.

Estimated Delivery: November 28th - December 1st

T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.

Paradise poolside graphics selling you existential dread in the same font as a Margaritaville souvenir shop is the most honest tourism has ever been. Every timeshare pitch is basically saying the same thing, they just lack the courage to use an exclamation point.

The Details:

A retro tropical souvenir design for Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday, pairing a vintage resort poolside scene of palm trees, lounge chairs and a cabana with dark vacation humor.

Fit & Fabric:

  • Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Features a feminine, semi-contoured silhouette.
  • Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Relaxed fit with a vintage texture.
  • Construction: Both styles feature side-seaming for a flattering fit.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.

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