This funny design lays down the law for every lake day, booze cruise, or questionable deep sea adventure. Rule Number One: Don't Fall Off the Boat is equal parts warning and lifestyle motto, featuring a poor soul mid flight as the boat says "not today." Perfect for boat captains, party cove legends, and anyone who's been one drink away from a splash. Wear it proudly, stay dry, and maybe don't trust your balance after that third White Claw. Printed on our sturdy 100% cotton long sleeve T-Shirt. Or upgrade to our Luxury cotton/poly vintage heather blend for an even softer classic look. We print & ship all of our high quality graphic tees in the USA.