Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
T-Shirts are available in two high quality styles. Deluxe: made with 100% ringspun combed cotton. Luxury: made with a super soft vintage style heather blend of ringspun cotton & polyester.
This funny design lays down the law for every lake day, booze cruise, or questionable deep sea adventure. Rule Number One: Don't Fall Off the Boat is equal parts warning and lifestyle motto, featuring a poor soul mid flight as the boat says "not today." Perfect for boat captains, party cove legends, and anyone who's been one drink away from a splash. Wear it proudly, stay dry, and maybe don't trust your balance after that third White Claw. Printed on our super soft ring-spun & combed cotton unisex T-Shirt. Or upgrade to our Luxury vintage heather colors (cotton/poly blend) for an even softer, more durable, classic look. Which colors are luxury? Any color with the word "heather" in its name. We print & ship all of our high quality graphic tees in the USA.
