Rumsfield's Neighborhood Watch - Unisex Tank Top
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Stay cool in our 4.2oz unisex tank top. Made of unicorn soft 100% airlume ring-spun & combed cotton.
Rumsfield issuing himself a tactical badge and crossed rifles for a cul-de-sac surveillance op is exactly the energy of a man who treats garbage night like a recon mission. Klopeks never stood a chance against that commitment. Inspired by The Burbs.
The Details:
Distressed hexagonal badge in olive and white frames a digital illustration of Lt. Mark Rumsfield in sunglasses and a military vest, flanked by two assault rifles, with "ESTD" and "1989" at the top. Bold white text reads "RUMSFIELD'S" above curved script reading "Neighborhood Watch." Lower text reads "A SOLDIERS WAY, SAVES THE DAY." above a small star.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim.
- Material: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton for a soft, comfortable wear.
- Fit: True to size with a relaxed fit.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.