Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Attached to Their Heads - Unisex Tank Top
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Stay cool in our 4.2oz unisex tank top. Made of unicorn soft 100% airlume ring-spun & combed cotton.
Requesting sharks with frickin' laser beams is just basic villain infrastructure, not some luxury line item. Number Two treating world domination like a quarterly earnings call is why evil never scales properly. Inspired by Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery.
The Details:
Bold red italic script text reads "Sharks" above smaller golden-yellow lowercase text reading "with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads." A teal cartoon shark with a menacing red eye, bared white teeth, and a laser device on its head emits a red beam, positioned in front of a teal geometric triangle outline.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim.
- Material: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton for a soft, comfortable wear.
- Fit: True to size with a relaxed fit.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.