Shooter McGavin's Pieces of Shit Breakfast Cereal - Unisex Tank Top
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Stay cool in our 4.2oz unisex tank top. Made of unicorn soft 100% airlume ring-spun & combed cotton.
Shooter McGavin, gold jacket, tour champion, endorsement deals, looked Happy Gilmore dead in the eye and said he eats pieces of shit for breakfast, then had to answer the follow-up question. That "No!" lives rent free in everyone's head. Inspired by Happy Gilmore.
The Details:
Bold yellow text with a retro 3D shadow effect reads "SHOOTER McGavin's" above larger white block letters reading "PIECES OF SHIT" and "Breakfast Cereal," all styled to parody a vintage cereal box. A digital illustration of Shooter McGavin mid-swing in a polo and golf glove appears beside a bowl of milk with brown poop-emoji-shaped cereal pieces and a white milk splash. A small circular badge in the lower area reads "FREE INSIDE Red Lobster Gift Certificate" with a cartoon face, while a yellow triangle reads "CEREAL NET WT 3 OZ" and additional text reads "Pieces of Shit for Breakfast!" and "Wanna go to Red Lobster? My Treat!"
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim.
- Material: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton for a soft, comfortable wear.
- Fit: True to size with a relaxed fit.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
