Slow Jam Sloth - Unisex T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.
Sloths playing saxophone look exactly like every jazz musician who peaked in 1977 and now plays the same hotel lobby every Tuesday with complete spiritual surrender. The tempo is non-negotiable because the musician is biologically incapable of rushing.
The Details:
Golden-yellow distressed serif text reads "SLOW JAM" across the top. A cartoon brown sloth with a white face hangs from a green-leafed branch with both hands, holding a golden saxophone with its feet, mouth open mid-note. White musical notes are scattered around the sloth.
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
- Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.