Slow Poke - Unisex Tank Top
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Stay cool in our 4.2oz unisex tank top. Made of unicorn soft 100% airlume ring-spun & combed cotton.
Turtles mating in a vintage field guide illustration is nature's way of making pornography look educational. The word "poke" is doing community service in two completely different sentences, and the turtle's pace means both definitions are painfully accurate.
The Details:
Dark green retro bubble lettering reads "SLOW POKE" across the top in two stacked lines. Below, a vintage hand-drawn illustration depicts two turtles mating, the top turtle with an orange and gold patterned shell, the bottom turtle in lighter tan and green tones with detailed shell segments.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim.
- Material: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton for a soft, comfortable wear.
- Fit: True to size with a relaxed fit.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
