T-Shirts are available in two high quality styles. Deluxe: made with 100% ringspun combed cotton. Luxury: made with a super soft vintage style heather blend of ringspun cotton & polyester.
Traveling across Harlem to find the Master and discovering it's a fortune cookie machine is the kind of spiritual journey that only rewards the truly earnest. Wisdom comes in many forms, some of them crunchy and mass-produced. Inspired by The Last Dragon.
The Details:
Distressed golden-yellow brush-stroke text reads "SUM DUM GOY" above smaller white lettering reading "FORTUNE COOKIE CO." A centered golden fortune cookie is flanked by two symmetrical green and red dragons with white bellies, red horns, and small fireballs near their feet, with decorative characters on either side. White text reads "AIN'T NO MASTERS HERE DUDE." above yellow "ESTD 1985" and green "HARLEM, NY" at the base.
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