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Ordering a pitcher just to avoid talking to the server again is the most socially efficient move in bar history. Turns out the oldest passive-aggressive comeback in English doubles as genuinely sound drinking advice.
The Details:
Rounded groovy white bubble text reads "TAKE A PITCHER" across the top. A hand-drawn illustration of a ribbed glass beer pitcher filled with golden-yellow beer and a foamy white head sits below. Golden-yellow rounded bold text to the right of the pitcher reads "IT'LL LAST LONGER."
Fit & Fabric: