The Colonies Are Quite Rowdy Today - Long Sleeve T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.
Losing an empire over tea taxes and then watching the colonies celebrate by detonating things every July is a level of restraint no therapist could teach. America's annual breakup party honestly proves her point.
The Details:
Bold white arched text reads "THE COLONIES ARE QUITE" above a distressed white portrait illustration of Queen Elizabeth II wearing a crown, flanked by decorative white stars on both sides. Larger western-style lettering below reads "ROWDY TODAY," all rendered in a weathered screen-print texture.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability.
- Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend).
- Fit: Classic fit. Roomy and comfortable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
