The Steaks Are High - Unisex Tank Top

The Steaks Are High - Unisex Tank Top

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Estimated Delivery: May 25th - May 27th

Stay cool in our 4.2oz unisex tank top. Made of unicorn soft 100% airlume ring-spun & combed cotton.

Cows playing poker while visibly baked is the only honest portrayal of a Thursday night card game ever put on record. Every other version leaves out the part where nobody remembers the blinds and the cigar is decorative at best.

The Details:

Distressed white arched block text reads "THE STEAKS ARE HIGH" across the top. A cartoon illustration depicts two Holstein cows with red eyes seated in chairs at a green poker table, one puffing a cigar with gray smoke curling upward, poker chips and playing cards scattered on the table surface, rendered in white, gray, black, and green ink.

Fit & Fabric:

  • Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim.
  • Material: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton for a soft, comfortable wear.
  • Fit: True to size with a relaxed fit.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.

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