These Hands - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Advertising a BOGO deal on knuckle sandwiches with extended Sunday hours is the most transparent small business model in America. Every line reads like an infomercial where the product demonstration ends with someone on the ground.
The Details:
A retro advertisement parody for These Hands, a mock small business special, with a pair of clenched fists as the product.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
