Things Rick Astley Will Never Do - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Rickrolling someone usually requires a fake link and plausible deniability, but this shirt does it in broad daylight with a checklist and a portrait. Bureaucratic formatting is the only thing that could make getting pranked by a stranger's torso feel like a legally binding event.
The Details:
Bold white text reads "THINGS RICK ASTLEY WILL NEVER DO:" across the top. A white halftone portrait of Rick Astley with voluminous 1980s hair sits beside a checklist of unchecked items: "GIVE YOU UP," "LET YOU DOWN," "RUN AROUND," "DESERT YOU," "MAKE YOU CRY," "SAY GOODBYE," "TELL A LIE," and "HURT YOU." A checked box marks "ALL OF THE ABOVE" at the bottom.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
