Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt

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Estimated Delivery: November 9th - November 12th

Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.

Translating "eat a bag of dicks" into medieval English and slapping it on a tapestry-style knight is the most effort anyone has ever put into plausible deniability. Half the people reading this shirt are doing Latin root analysis at a barbecue.

The Details:

A medieval manuscript-style illustration of an armored knight on horseback, paired with a mock Old English insult, Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards.

Fit & Fabric:

  • Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability.
  • Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend).
  • Fit: Classic fit. Roomy and comfortable.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.

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