Witness peak 80s absurdity: the moment the self-proclaimed Ultimate Male prepared to launch his opponent like a lawn dart into the cheap seats. All hair, all muscle, and all showmanship, this tee is your ringside ticket to spandex glory. Wear it when you want to feel ten feet tall, bench-press a Buick, and make the crowd lose their minds. Printed on our sturdy 100% cotton long sleeve T-Shirt. Or upgrade to our Luxury cotton/poly vintage heather blend for an even softer classic look. We print & ship all of our high quality graphic tees in the USA.