Trying to Find a Porpoise - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Dolphins always look like they've figured something out, which is deeply insulting when you're the one still trying to find a porpoise. Existential crises formatted like gift shop souvenirs hit different.
The Details:
A dolphin leaping from the sea in a retro souvenir badge, a pun about searching for life's purpose.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
