Turneth Thou Grapes Into Whine - Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Turneth Thou Grapes Into Whine - Long Sleeve T-Shirt

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Estimated Delivery: November 15th - November 18th

Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.

Monks spent centuries turning grapes into wine, and one kick to the groin turns grapes into whine in under a second. Efficiency like that is why the Middle Ages never needed a vineyard, just a man in a lion crest and a grudge.

The Details:

A medieval manuscript-style illustration of one tunic-clad man kicking another in the groin, paired with a faux-scripture pun about grapes and whining, in the spirit of illuminated-margin meme humor.

Fit & Fabric:

  • Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability.
  • Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend).
  • Fit: Classic fit. Roomy and comfortable.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.

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