Turneth Thou Grapes Into Whine - Unisex Hoodie
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex fleece hoodies are a premium 8oz heavyweight cotton/poly fleece with a lined hood and a front pouch pocket. They are beyond comfortable.
Monks spent centuries turning grapes into wine, and one kick to the groin turns grapes into whine in under a second. Efficiency like that is why the Middle Ages never needed a vineyard, just a man in a lion crest and a grudge.
The Details:
A medieval manuscript-style illustration of one tunic-clad man kicking another in the groin, paired with a faux-scripture pun about grapes and whining, in the spirit of illuminated-margin meme humor.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic pullover hoodie. Lined hood with color-matched drawcord and front pouch pocket.
- Material: 8 oz heavyweight cotton/poly fleece. Blend varies by color.
- Fit: Classic unisex fit, true to size. Ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex hold their shape.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
