Running mates who rob banks in president masks then let each other go is the most realistic campaign platform proposed. Vaya con dios is a better slogan than anything actual politicians have managed in decades. Inspired by Point Break.
The Details:
A parody presidential campaign poster for a 2028 Johnny Utah and Bodhi ticket, the FBI agent and the surfing bank robber, with a breaking wave, inspired by Point Break.
The Specs:
Style: Kiss-cut vinyl sticker with a wide border for smooth peeling.
Material: High opacity, durable vinyl film (95μ thickness). Impossible to see through.
Application: Fast, bubble-free application. Perfect for laptops, water bottles, car windows, or any smooth surface.
Origin: Printed in the USA on blanks sourced from Japan.