T-Shirts are available in two high quality styles. Deluxe: made with 100% ringspun combed cotton. Luxury: made with a super soft vintage style heather blend of ringspun cotton & polyester.
Sea captains bragging about their dinghy size carry the same energy as guys at marina bars who peaked in 2003. The nautical alibi fools absolutely nobody, but the commitment to plausible deniability is doing all the heavy lifting.
The Details:
Curved blue text reads "WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE" in an arched layout. Below, a vintage hand-drawn illustration in blue depicts a bearded sea captain gripping a ship's wheel, with a sailboat on choppy water and a seagull nearby. Bold blue block lettering reads "MY DINGHY" in a larger, heavier weight.
Fit & Fabric: