Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Skeletons propositioning strangers with actual bones is the only pickup line that comes with physical evidence and plausible deniability. The pumpkin is just there so you can claim it's seasonal when HR asks.
The Details:
A vintage cartoon skeleton holding out a bone and carrying a carved jack-o'-lantern, with a cheeky Halloween pickup line.
Fit & Fabric: