William J. Le Petomane Memorial Gambling Casino for the Insane - Unisex Tank Top
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Stay cool in our 4.2oz unisex tank top. Made of unicorn soft 100% airlume ring-spun & combed cotton.
Naming a gambling casino after a governor whose biggest policy achievement was mastering the paddleball is the most transparent monument to corruption ever built. Hedley Lamarr probably skims ninety percent while Le Petomane demands harrumphs from the blackjack table. Inspired by Blazing Saddles.
The Details:
Arched distressed golden-yellow text reads "ESTABLISHED · 1874" above a weathered golden-yellow cartoon portrait of Governor William J. Le Petomane, flanked by "WILLIAM J." and "LE PETOMANE" in serif lettering. Bold serif text reads "MEMORIAL" above "GAMBLING CASINO" and "FOR THE INSANE" in smaller capitals. Four golden-yellow card suit symbols depicting a club, heart, spade, and diamond appear at the bottom.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim.
- Material: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton for a soft, comfortable wear.
- Fit: True to size with a relaxed fit.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
