William J. Le Petomane Thruway - Unisex T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.
Dropping a toll booth in the middle of the desert is peak bureaucratic evil, and Hedley Lamarr's entire posse fell for it. Nobody conquers the West without exact change. Inspired by Blazing Saddles.
The Details:
Tan weathered sign reads "GOV. WILLIAM J. LE PETOMANE THRUWAY" with "TOLL 10¢" and "EXACT CHANGE LANE," flanked by a red and green signal light. Below, a desert scene in muted earth tones depicts a toll booth, cacti, sandstone buttes, and a red-and-white striped barrier arm. Distressed golden-orange text reads "DON'T FORGET A SHITLOAD OF DIMES!"
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
- Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
