You Can't Make Everybody Happy - Unisex Tank Top
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Stay cool in our 4.2oz unisex tank top. Made of unicorn soft 100% airlume ring-spun & combed cotton.
Pizza maintains a 100% approval rating across every demographic, tax bracket, and emotional state. Accepting you rank below warm bread and cheese is the first honest thing most people ever do.
The Details:
Distressed white block text in a weathered screen-print style reads "YOU CAN'T MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY. YOU'RE NOT PIZZA." Visible texture erosion appears throughout the bold, condensed lettering.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim.
- Material: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton for a soft, comfortable wear.
- Fit: True to size with a relaxed fit.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.