You Have Died of Dysentery - Unisex Tank Top
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Stay cool in our 4.2oz unisex tank top. Made of unicorn soft 100% airlume ring-spun & combed cotton.
Oregon Trail taught an entire generation that manifest destiny ends not with a bang but with violent diarrhea, announced in the same calm green font as a math quiz. Every elder millennial's real history education fits on a floppy disk and a tombstone.
The Details:
Green monochrome pixel art depicts an ox hitched to a covered wagon, rendered in blocky 8-bit style mimicking an Apple II green phosphor display. A bordered rectangle below contains pixelated green text reading "YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim.
- Material: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton for a soft, comfortable wear.
- Fit: True to size with a relaxed fit.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.