You Old Sailor You - Unisex Hoodie
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex luxury fleece hoodies consist of a premium 8.5oz ring-spun cotton/polyester blend. They are beyond comfortable.
Chazz Reinhold delivering a concession speech in a silk robe while eating meatloaf is peak dirtbag sensei energy. Wrapping his filthiest compliment in nautical decor is like hiding a grenade in a Cape Cod throw pillow. Inspired by Wedding Crashers.
The Details:
Distressed white text reads "YOU MOTORBOATING SON OF A BITCH!" surrounded by gold rope borders and small white seagull silhouettes. A gray anchor sits centered above gold text reading "SAILOR" flanked by white text reading "YOU OLD" and followed by white text reading "YOU!" below. Light blue illustrated ocean waves appear at the base.
Fit & Fabric:
- Fabric: Heavyweight 80/20 cotton/poly blend. Features a double-lined hood and pouch pocket.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and durable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
