You Old Sailor You - Unisex T-Shirt

You Old Sailor You - Unisex T-Shirt

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Estimated Delivery: November 10th - November 13th

T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.

Chazz Reinhold delivering a concession speech in a silk robe while eating meatloaf is peak dirtbag sensei energy. Wrapping his filthiest compliment in nautical decor is like hiding a grenade in a Cape Cod throw pillow. Inspired by Wedding Crashers.

The Details:

A vintage nautical sign with an anchor and rope, built around Chazz Reinhold's salty old-sailor compliment, inspired by Wedding Crashers.

Fit & Fabric:

  • Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
  • Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
  • Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.