Rumsfield's Neighborhood Watch - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Rumsfield issuing himself a tactical badge and crossed rifles for a cul-de-sac surveillance op is exactly the energy of a man who treats garbage night like a recon mission. Klopeks never stood a chance against that commitment. Inspired by The Burbs.
The Details:
Distressed hexagonal badge in olive and white frames a digital illustration of Lt. Mark Rumsfield in sunglasses and a military vest, flanked by two assault rifles, with "ESTD" and "1989" at the top. Bold white text reads "RUMSFIELD'S" above curved script reading "Neighborhood Watch." Lower text reads "A SOLDIERS WAY, SAVES THE DAY." above a small star.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.