Jack Burton 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
T-Shirts are available in two high quality styles. Deluxe: made with 100% ringspun combed cotton. Luxury: made with a super soft vintage style heather blend of ringspun cotton & polyester.
Finally, a candidate who drives a semi, wears a tank top, and punches evil in the face. This “Vote Jack Burton 2028” design is a rally cry for anyone who believes in trucker wisdom, reflex based policy decisions, and a firm handshake with supernatural destiny. Featuring the classic Jack Burton line, “Everybody relax, I’m here,” this one’s for true believers who know the Pork Chop Express always delivers. Because when the lightning starts flying and the ancient sorcerers rise, who do you want answering the call? Jack freakin' Burton. Printed on our super soft ring-spun & combed cotton unisex T-Shirt. Or upgrade to our Luxury vintage heather colors (cotton/poly blend) for an even softer, more durable, classic look. Which colors are luxury? Any color with the word "heather" in its name. We print & ship all of our high quality graphic tees in the USA.
