Jack Burton 2028 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our long sleeve T-Shirts consist of the highest quality, super soft 100% ring-spun & combed cotton to keep you warm while stylish.
Finally, a candidate who drives a semi, wears a tank top, and punches evil in the face. This “Vote Jack Burton 2028” design is a rally cry for anyone who believes in trucker wisdom, reflex based policy decisions, and a firm handshake with supernatural destiny. Featuring the classic Jack Burton line, “Everybody relax, I’m here,” this one’s for true believers who know the Pork Chop Express always delivers. Because when the lightning starts flying and the ancient sorcerers rise, who do you want answering the call? Jack freakin' Burton. Printed on our sturdy 100% cotton long sleeve T-Shirt. Or upgrade to our Luxury cotton/poly vintage heather blend for an even softer classic look. We print & ship all of our high quality graphic tees in the USA.
