Heed! Pants! Now! - Unisex T-Shirt

Heed! Pants! Now! - Unisex T-Shirt

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Estimated Delivery: November 10th - November 13th

T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.

Stuart Mackenzie's parenting style is just screaming orbital measurements at a child whose head has its own gravitational pull. That boy's pillow budget alone could bankrupt Scotland. Inspired by So I Married an Axe Murderer.

The Details:

Heed, the big-headed boy, and his father Stuart Mackenzie, the Scottish patriarch, in a vintage portrait tribute, inspired by So I Married an Axe Murderer.

Fit & Fabric:

  • Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
  • Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
  • Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.