Are You a Beaver? Cuz Dam - Unisex Hoodie

Are You a Beaver? Cuz Dam - Unisex Hoodie

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Estimated Delivery: November 15th - November 18th

Our high quality unisex fleece hoodies are a premium 8oz heavyweight cotton/poly fleece with a lined hood and a front pouch pocket. They are beyond comfortable.

Beavers engineered entire ecosystems out of sticks and mud, and their reward is becoming the worst pickup line at every dive bar in America. Dropping a letter from "damn" is apparently all the plausible deniability you need to wear a dirty joke to brunch.

The Details:

A vintage engraving-style beaver on a pile of logs, with a beaver-themed pickup line.

Fit & Fabric:

  • Style: Classic pullover hoodie. Lined hood with color-matched drawcord and front pouch pocket.
  • Material: 8 oz heavyweight cotton/poly fleece. Blend varies by color.
  • Fit: Classic unisex fit, true to size. Ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex hold their shape.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.