Slow Poke - Unisex Sweatshirt

Slow Poke - Unisex Sweatshirt

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Estimated Delivery: June 25th - June 27th

Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.

Turtles mating at geological speed is nature's way of making pornography look educational. "Poke" is doing community service in two completely different contexts, and the pace means both definitions are painfully accurate.

The Details:

Dark green retro bubble lettering reads "SLOW POKE" across the top in two stacked lines. Below, a vintage hand-drawn illustration depicts two turtles mating, the top turtle with an orange and gold patterned shell, the bottom turtle in lighter tan and green tones with detailed shell segments.

Fit & Fabric:

  • Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
  • Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
  • Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.

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