Squaring up against a T-Rex in a suit like you're settling a bar tab requires the exact confidence that gets people jurasskicked. The dinosaur doesn't even need to throw a punch, it just needs to show up.
The Details:
Cream-yellow retro script text reads "Never Fight a Dinosaur" above a pulp-style illustration of a blue-toned man in a suit squaring off against a green dinosaur lunging with jaws open. A teal-outlined rounded rectangle at the bottom contains cream-yellow uppercase text reading "YOU'LL GET JURASSKICKED."
