It's Not 4th of July Until My Wiener Comes Out - Unisex T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.
Plausible deniability died the moment someone put a mustard-covered hot dog under that sentence and called it an alibi. Every aunt at the cookout reads both meanings simultaneously and chooses violence.
The Details:
White block text reads "IT'S NOT 4TH OF JULY" above a cartoon illustration of a hot dog in a golden bun topped with yellow mustard zigzag, drawn in red, brown, and gold with light speckled texture. Below, white block text reads "UNTIL MY WIENER COMES OUT."
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
- Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
