Chop Suey Palace - Unisex T-Shirt

Chop Suey Palace - Unisex T-Shirt

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Estimated Delivery: November 5th - November 8th

T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.

Losing the bird to the Bumpus hounds means Christmas dinner arrives with its head on, staring at Mom like a witness. One cleaver chop later, everybody agrees to call it Chinese turkey and the Old Man finally laughs. Inspired by A Christmas Story.

The Details:

Duck, roasted orange-brown with head attached and green garnish, sits on a white oval platter over a green brushstroke. Distressed white chop suey lettering reads "CHOP SUEY PALACE CO." above green capitals reading "HOME OF THE CHINESE TURKEY." Pinkish-red script reads "Bowling" beside red Chinese characters, split by a white vertical line.

Fit & Fabric:

  • Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
  • Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
  • Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.