T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.
Reading a wooden crate with zero information and maximum confidence is how the Old Man turns a plastic leg into a fine Italian import. Mother's flat correction stings worse than the furnace, but a Major Award never needed taste. Inspired by A Christmas Story.
The Details:
Leg lamp illustration from A Christmas Story shows a yellow two-tiered lampshade with black outlines and fringe trim. Below, a beige leg in black fishnet passes behind distressed white retro serif text reading "Fra-Gee-Lay" over mustard-yellow "It Must Be Italian." A light gray stiletto pump sits at the bottom.
Fit & Fabric: