Astronomy teachers have spent decades pretending Uranus is just a planet, and nobody's buying it anymore. Wrapping a butt joke in earnest Earth Day packaging is the only form of environmentalism with a 100% engagement rate.
The Details:
A retro Earth Day emblem for Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus, with a cartoon globe and leaf sprigs.
The Specs:
Style: Kiss-cut vinyl sticker with a wide border for smooth peeling.
Material: High opacity, durable vinyl film (95μ thickness). Impossible to see through.
Application: Fast, bubble-free application. Perfect for laptops, water bottles, car windows, or any smooth surface.
Origin: Printed in the USA on blanks sourced from Japan.
