Get in Losers We're Going to Go Die of Dysentery - Long Sleeve T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.
Dying of dysentery on the Oregon Trail is the original subscription service nobody asked for but everyone got enrolled in anyway. Somehow adding Mean Girls energy to westward expansion makes the mortality rate feel aspirational.
The Details:
Pixel art depicts a covered wagon pulled by two oxen, with a figure visible in the wagon opening, a man in a brown hat holding a stick at left, and three figures in blue, brown, and pink standing at right. Green monospaced text below reads "Get in losers. We're going to go die of dysentery."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability.
- Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend).
- Fit: Classic fit. Roomy and comfortable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.