Things Rick Astley Will Never Do - Long Sleeve T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.
Rickrolling someone usually requires a fake link and plausible deniability, but this shirt does it in broad daylight with a checklist and a portrait. Bureaucratic formatting is the only thing that could make getting pranked by a stranger's torso feel like a legally binding event.
The Details:
Bold white text reads "THINGS RICK ASTLEY WILL NEVER DO:" across the top. A white halftone portrait of Rick Astley with voluminous 1980s hair sits beside a checklist of unchecked items: "GIVE YOU UP," "LET YOU DOWN," "RUN AROUND," "DESERT YOU," "MAKE YOU CRY," "SAY GOODBYE," "TELL A LIE," and "HURT YOU." A checked box marks "ALL OF THE ABOVE" at the bottom.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability.
- Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend).
- Fit: Classic fit. Roomy and comfortable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
