Giant Squid Jokes Kraken Me Up - Unisex T-Shirt

Giant Squid Jokes Kraken Me Up - Unisex T-Shirt

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Estimated delivery to USA United States Mar 12-Mar 14

T-Shirts are available in two high quality styles. Deluxe: made with 100% ringspun combed cotton. Luxury: made with a super soft vintage style heather blend of ringspun cotton & polyester.

Giant squid rendered in Victorian naturalist detail just to deliver a pun your dentist would be embarrassed by is the most honest use of fine art I've ever seen. The illustration deserves a museum, and the joke deserves a restraining order from comedy.

The Details:

Rounded groovy cream text arched across the top reads "GIANT SQUID JOKES" above "KRAKEN ME UP" in a retro 1970s bubble typeface. Below, a large cream woodcut-style illustration of a kraken with a bulbous mantle and long suction-cupped tentacles fills the center, surrounded by small floating bubbles.

Fit & Fabric:

  • Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
  • Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
  • Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.