T-Shirts are available in two high quality styles. Deluxe: made with 100% ringspun combed cotton. Luxury: made with a super soft vintage style heather blend of ringspun cotton & polyester.
Binoculars guy scanned the entire horizon with military precision and the findings are in. He brought Cold War era surveillance equipment to formally confirm that absolutely nobody, anywhere, gives a shit about your story.
The Details:
Distressed white arched text reads "OH LOOK!" with "NOBODY GIVES A SHIT" curving beneath it in smaller block letters. Below, a 1950s clip-art-style illustration in white depicts a square-jawed man in a collared shirt peering through binoculars, rendered from the chest up with clean linework.
Fit & Fabric: