Binoculars guy scanned the entire horizon with military precision, and the results are conclusive. Nobody, anywhere, at any distance, gives a shit.
The Details:
Distressed white arched text reads "OH LOOK!" with "NOBODY GIVES A SHIT" curving beneath it in smaller block letters. Below, a 1950s clip-art-style illustration in white depicts a square-jawed man in a collared shirt peering through binoculars, rendered from the chest up with clean linework.
