All Men Are Cremated Equal - Unisex Hoodie
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex luxury fleece hoodies consist of a premium 8.5oz ring-spun cotton/polyester blend. They are beyond comfortable.
Crematoriums swapped one letter in "created equal" and finally delivered what the Declaration promised two and a half centuries ago. Founding Fathers go in wearing powdered wigs and come out five pounds of grit, same as the guy who parked the carriage.
The Details:
A flaming skull in a colonial powdered wig, a dark-humor twist on the Declaration of Independence, in vintage cartoon style.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Pullover Hoodie. Double-lined hood with pouch pocket.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and durable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
